Delivery

Delivery Method Time Cost
UK Royal Mail 48 3-5 working days £3.95 (Free Over £55)
UK Royal Mail 24 95% arrive next day £5.95
Guarenteed Next Day Delivery - DPD Guaranteed nominated day delivery (Monday - Sunday) £7.95
Royal Mail Special Delivery By 9am Next day guaranteed by 9am (Including Saturday) £16.95
Ireland DPD 2 working days £7.95
Europe EU Delivery 3-10 working days from £8.95
Europe Non-EU Delivery 5-10 working days from £14.95
USA Delivery 3-5 working days £14.95 (Free Over £55)
Rest Of World 7-14 working days from £9.95

 

Discreet Packaging

Our fantasies may be a reality behind closed doors but, sadly, the world outside may not share our ethos. So, although you’ll find no judgement here, we’re aware there are still many taboos that exist within society and, understandably, you may not want everyone to know your business. As such, discreet delivery is of paramount importance.

In most cases, Sinnovator items will come boxed for privacy and protection purposes. However, in circumstances where this is not plausible, we will package items in high strength, weather resistant, burst and puncture proof bags. A plain white label displays delivery address and postage, with absolutely no mention of where the parcel originated.

Here's what your parcel will look like:

Discreet Packaging

Payment privacy

When it comes to privacy, we are extremely meticulous. So, in addition to discreet delivery, we promise payment privacy. Detailed on your receipt and bank statement will be just our limited company name, NES Mail Order.

Same Day Dispatch

Time waits for no one, which is why we endeavour to send out orders received before 12pm Monday – Friday the very same day. However, orders placed after 12pm on a Friday or at the weekend will be despatched on Monday.

Next Working Day Guaranteed, Nominated Day and Saturday Delivery

Delivery is available 7 days a week when you select DPD and nominate your day of delivery.

We guarantee that your order will arrive the very next day if you place it prior to 12pm and select Royal Mail Special Delivery by 1pm or by 9am.

If you desire Saturday delivery, your order must be placed before 12pm on the Friday and Royal Mail Special Delivery by 1pm or by 9am should be selected.

 

We ship to:

United Kingdom:
England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Channel Islands, Islands of Scotland, Falkland Islands, Isle of Man, Isles of Scilly.

Europe:
Andorra, Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Holy See (Vatican City State), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey.

International:
Algeria, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Aruba, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bahrain, Barbados, Bermuda, Bolivia, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam, Canada, Cayman Islands, China, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Egypt, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, French Guiana, Georgia, Grenada, Guatemala, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Honduras, Hong Kong, India, Israel, Japan, Jamaica, Jordan, Korea, Kuwait, Lao People's Democratic Republic, Madagascar, Mexico, Moldova, Netherlands Antilles, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Oman, Pakistan, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Qatar, Russian Federation, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Singapore, St. Helena, St. Pierre and Miquelon, Taiwan, Trinidad and Tobago, Turks and Caicos Islands, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United States, Uruguay, US Minor Outlying Islands, Virgin Islands (British), Virgin Islands (U.S.), Yemen.

Please note: Any Customs or import taxes are your own responsibility and, unfortunately, UberKinky has no control over them. If Customs choose that your order is not permissible, the item(s) can be seized and unfortunately in this case we cannot offer you a refund. But, don't dismay; your package will not specify any details with regards to its contents. So, why not go overboard and order something really naughty?

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Orders and Returns

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